Breaking up is hard to do... except that it really isn't. Once you've got it in your mind that you are done with someone it starts getting easier to let them know how you feel. Some people just don't get it and try to hang on for months after they have already been let go. That's when you have to go ahead and crush their feelings like these people you are about to see. Ain't love grand?
Random Funny Breakup And Ex Texts To Remind You Of Why You're Glad You Dumped That Loser
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 23rd February 2018
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#1 Chad is having none of that.
This chick assumed a bit too much in thinking that her ex wanted her back. He had to quickly put her in her place. He was having none of it.
#2 Joshua deserves what he gets.
How can you just dump someone just because they are suffering from something as serious as cancer? What a horrible dude. He totally deserves to have his stuff burned. What an ass.
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#3 It's a promise.
Breaking up is never easy but sometimes you are able to remain friends. This is not one of those times. That pinky promise is only good for one thing.
#4 You're* a savage!
This person went full grammar nazi on their annoying ex. You can just tell how infuriated they are getting with each correction. It's great!
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#5 Sorry, you've been auto-rejected.
These are the best kinds of ex dismissals. The automatic error reply is a diss that, when done right, makes it clear that you don't miss or want to deal with someone while adding a bit of snark that just makes it all go together perfectly.
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#6 Murder she wrote.
The breakup was probably pretty bad considering the reply that was given. You know it's bad when you want to murder someone.
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#7 Ouch, that had to hurt.
It's April and guess what, you are the fool. This person obviously has a heart of ice and a brutal sense of humor to string along their ex like that only to dash any hopes they might have had.
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#8 You are a joke.
This might be the best way to deal with the dreaded "I miss you" text. If you laugh in someones face it basically makes them feel like they are the size of an ant. They won't bother you again anytime soon.
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#9 Burn baby burn.
This person obviously listened to Usher because they are all about letting it burn. Something tells me their ex is going to try to find another way to warm up.
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#10 Don't always assume.
If this guy is being serious then his ex's new boyfriend is definitely going to run for the hills. If he's telling a lie, well, man that's a hell of a lie to tell someone.
