Redditors Reveal Their ‘Types’ And It’s Wholesome Af

Don't worry about your pooch or your height because this thread proves there's someone for everyone.

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This one is lost to the sauce and doesn't want to be brought back

Feral swamp witches that will haunt my dreams and send me increasingly disturbing visions until I crawl back begging for mercy

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What wouldn't you risk for love?

Crazy enough that I think I might actually get stabbed, but not crazy enough to actually do it.

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I hope they're listening

I like girls with big ears haha I find it cute.

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Got a real smart guy over here.

Helvetica Bold. It’s a classic, but I still use it in many design layouts.

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2007 Tumblr rolls over in its grave.

I still find the early 2000's skater or 'in a band' type look hot.

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The salt and pepper look trumps all. We don't make the rules.

I’m 38, and I’m starting to be attracted to men with gray hair, or at least salt and pepper hair, which is completely age-appropriate, but it feels really weird.

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I don't think any of us wanted to be this real in this post

According to my therapist, it's emotionally unavailable people that never intend to truly commit to me.

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Line up ladies

Tall women that are 35 - 40 and call me a good boy.

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*Drops binder describing my DnD character's backstory on table*

Dweeb girls who'd explain to me the entire unabridged lore of whatever obsession they currently have

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What a charmer

I like thick ugly men and I don’t care, I’ll tell anyone. If I’m fucking you, it means you’re just not conventionally attractive, sorry. Obviously, I find them attractive, they’re just not classically so.

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You know what I just love about this whole entire thread? Basically, every person in the world is attractive to someone else… that’s just so damn wholesome.

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Starts with the wholesome then hits you with the NSFW. Such are the laws of the wild west of Reddit.

I literally have no type and no girl ever believes me. Scrolling through this post proves it. I'm just like yep strong girls love em, thick girls love em, goth girls love em, tomboy girls love em, tall girls love em, short girls love em.

I've said if someone ever went through my porn search history they would think multiple people used the computer. I think it's one of the reasons I can fall in love with anyone as long as I like their personality.

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Salute our brother.

I like the "Death by Snu Snu" type of women.

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A defining feature for sure

Girls with big noses. I’m not quite sure why. Something about a prominent nose just adds a unique sexiness to a woman’s face.

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Representation matters and she's holding the fort down for all of us.

As a 23-year-old woman - a mom in her 40s/50s. It’s in for men to be into milfs but I’ve never heard women going for it as well. I NEVER mention it.

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Get over here you nerd.

A skinny man who wears reading glasses. They’re so hot to me.

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Superior Cuddles. No question.

Hm I scrolled to see if my answer was here. It wasn’t. I have no shame in it though. I like bigger guys. Always have, always will. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Our time to shine girls

I like the just rolled-out-of-bed look. Hair in a shit ass bun, glasses, no makeup, wearing a 10-year-old hoodie

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There are dozens of us!

I like short guys…

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She knows what she wants for dinner and that's hot

Assertive, not in a bossing around kind of way, more a she gets what she wants kind of way while still being a kind person.

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Oh no, my feelings!

Super shy girls. Dating one currently and I love her so much. I feel like people assume if you like shy quiet women that you just want someone subservient but the truth is I just like taking care of her and I love the way she looks at me when I predict what she wants and is so happy because I pay attention to her so I know how to love her and serve her.

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Lady, you need a therapist.

I’m attracted to men who look like they should be in an 80s porno. Thin, mustache, look like they work with their hands 🤤

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That's how you know she'll take care of you.

Thick squishy thighs and a big soft belly 😍

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From a sea of cowards, rises our one true hero.

Flat chest.

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Someone's got to tell the waiter they got their order wrong.

I like women that are kind of mean or at least look mean and stern

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