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Ridiculous Things People Say When They Want To Sleep With You

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 11th November 2015

Having a dry spell can lead to a lot of trouble. Sometimes we even say things that we later regret. Using pick-up lines for a date is not for everyone. You need a little experience and practice, or you might sound like some of these losers.

#1 Wow! This is a big turn on. The chance to prove you could actually make someone switch teams.

#2 The real Slim Shady.. Like, are you even in the military? That pot belly and grey beard tell me you're not.

#3 Who could resits this offer? Netflix, Sex, and Ho Made cookies!

#4 Whatever you want baby. I've got the champagne and a stripper pole? Let's do this right!

#5 Nothing is more of a turn on than a geeky computer pickup line. Dude, you still have a floppy disc.

#6 Let's just keep this a business arrangement. No hugging, cuddling, talking afterwards, kissing, or goodbyes. You're hired!

#7 What do I look like, a slut? You can't buy my sex with food. It's going to take a few drinks first.

#8 Yes, I killed your cat then sued you for half the lease agreement, but hey, we're both here, it's warm and romantic, there's wine... let's try this one more time.

#9 Nothing says mad crazy romance, like making out in the back of a 1985 Honda Civic!

#10 Unless you can fly me to the moon, the answer is always going to be NO. This line has "stalker" written all over it.

#11 What do I look like, a teachers aide? You're in your 40's. If you don't know how to get it on by now then I suggest you go home to Momma. PS: Thanks for thinking I'm HOT. I know, right.

#12 I can tell you probably haven't made love with many ugly women either. Sorry dude, but I don't date frogs. I'm not a Disney Princess.

#13 Pardon Me!? I'm not pregnant! This is mine, all earned and paid for. FYI: Bigger women have more cushion for the pushin'.

#14 Knowing the lyrics to every Guns & Roses song does NOT make you intelligent. Now go over there and wipe the drool off your mouth like a good little boy.

#15 You can't handle spicy foods and I hear you're lactose intolorent. No soup for you!

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