These people posted to r/roastme to get roasted and if they didn't feel immediate regret, then they definitely should have.
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*Breathes through mouth*
When roast me becomes pick me
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Found something that's worse than her family's disappointment.
Swipes and gets a 50% discount.
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The beanie says brush your hair properly and not just from the front.
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Dates her just so I can break up with her again.
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Discount code no longer valid
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The RGF is superior to the RBF
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Hair walked all the way down to his hands to escape his brain.
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Together, they share a whole head of hair.
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Why come to roastme when life has already roasted you?
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Living in LA is proof you don't have one.
He decided to break her down psychologically
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Taken? Returned and refunded instead.
Grandma would be proud
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Fun optional.
Zooms out to space
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He's roasting the cat.
He put in the work and research for this roast.
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Buttons don't exist in his universe.
When you want to be anyone but yourself
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Too sad. Can't roast further.
Dad has left the chat
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Gonna stay off this old guy's lawn
Gets roasted in 4 languages.
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