Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.
Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?
A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help.
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.