Signs That Cats Are Taking Over The World (Dog Owners Beware)
The domestic cat has recently surpassed the dog as the most popular companion animal in Europe.
Ease of care, ability to live in a small residence, and the capacity to cope with being left alone for long periods of time have been reported as reasons for this popularity.
It is true many people nowadays prefer cats and consider them the most ideal pets, especially for owners who work long hours.
This might sound ideal for both parties, especially traditionally "independent" cats, who, unlike dogs, do not need humans to feel safe and secure, but instead prefer to look after themselves according to a 2015 study. However, if you look closely at this cat independence, you might just notice somethings; signs that cats are taking over the world!
If you own a cat then you might have not noticed that your favorite pet is part of a dark plan that aims to help cats take over the world!
How else do you explain the fact that they constantly watch your every move or that they have mysterious powers such as the ability to defy gravity?
One human at a time; one dog at a time; their domination is becoming clearer every day.
If you are a dog owner, beware of the plans they have for you and your beloved companion, because these plans are scary . . . very, very scary.
They have already conquered dogs
They unashamedly take possession of your territory
And they won’t show any mercy when they are in a power position
Gravity doesn’t faze them
They have become technologically advanced
They will sleep wherever and whenever they want
They are masters of disguise
They have hearts of steel (and cuddling is out of the question)
They know how to hide
They can hypnotize even your most loyal friend
They even sunbathe wherever and whenever they want
And they can camouflage even better
They are perfecting the art of teamwork
They will shock and surprise you when you least expect it
And their reflexes and speed can be intimidating
They are more powerful then their size would have you believe
They are dominating our form of communication
They have royal families as well
And are always planning their next move
Their plan for world dominiation is extensive (and destructive)
Last but not least; they are constantly watching us
