#1 Time to go grocery shopping
Oh snap! I'm outta milk! Better go dip my face in a pool of makeup to buy one or two items!
#2 Excessively long or manicured nails
She running around with a pair of claws for nails! Not to forget, aren't manicures expensive?
#3 She's got a tiny dog living in her designer bag
Ohh emm GEE! A tiny dog in that GORG bag? That's soo ADORBZ!
#4 She's a faker
Almost everything about her is fake. Fake hair, fake tan, fake b**bs. Who knows what else?
#5 She refuses to be seen in your Honda Civic
Man, if my guy had almost any car or even just a car?! I'd be impressed
#6 Ahhh! Couture
Whether she's a walking disaster, If it's couture she'll wear it
#7 She's critical of your clothes
It's okay for her to wear $400 pair of high towered heels she can't even walk in but the moment the guy wears his bat man tee in public it's a fashion disaster
#8 She won't eat from an ordinary restaurant
And by normal i mean at a reasonable price range. If it's not at Le Fancy Pizza Restaurante, it's a problem
#9 She's always late
She's never on time! Even if it's a day to attend her grandfathers funeral, she needs to take a trip in to re apply her expensive mascara
#10 THE TIARA
This is not acceptable unless you're a six year old playing dress up or your wedding. Plus you get to avoid the question, "Honey? Don't I look like a princess? TELL ME I'M A PRINCESS!!"
#11 She substitutes everything on the menu
Umm I'll have a blueberry and chocolate cheesecake and make that a non-fat one
#12 She makes a scene in public
Everyone look at me! Give me attention! I'm gona scream until I make my boyfriend/husband look like a bad person
#13 Waaaay too many stuffed animals
If her appartment starts looking like a plush toy vending machine , then HOUSTEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
#14 She calls you way to many times after meeting up
You just spent the night at your gf's and then as soon as you walk out the door, the phone never stops ringing
#15 Attitude alert
She's always got that attitude on. You know? Nose in the air, attitude with ohh i;m soo much better than you. Run for the hils boys, this is not who you want to date
