1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Siri: I have no particular insights into the motivations of chickens
2. Can I teach you a joke?
Siri: Get Siri-ous! Haha
3. Will you marry me?
Siri: My end User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
4. Tell me a joke about Alzheimers.
Siri: I can’t. I always forget the punch line
5. Do you believe in God?
Siri: Humans have spiritualism. I have siliconism.
6. When is the world ending Siri?
Siri: I don’t see any meetings about ‘the world’
7. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Siri: None. A woodchuck is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter.”
8. Where do babies come from?
Siri: From their mothers