Sleazy Pickup Lines That Got Savagely Burned.
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 29th January 2017
Terrible pick up lines have been around forever. Unfortunately, not everyone is slick and suave with their game as much as we hope. Certain individuals are just really bad with communicating and settle on the cheesiest and most predictable pick up lines. The online dating world is full of these people.
Thankfully, however, there are other individuals who are cunning enough to come up with brilliant and sometimes savage comebacks. If these comebacks don't send these creeps packing, I don't know what will.
Check out some of the best comebacks below. Not all heroes wear capes.
#1 You didn't have to be all rude about it.
But I guess if you're open minded, I am as well.
#2 Sorry, but I don't think I'm qualified.
It also sounds like a difficult boat to control.
#3 First of all, the first line has NO CORRELATION to the second line.
Therefore, the conclusion that a head injury had occurred is quite appropriate.
#4 Moral of the day: don't use pick up lines that can be googled.
Nobody's original these days huh?
#5 And you're about to hear an earful.
Don't think you wanna get yourself involved with this one.
#6 You asked for it, so don't complain about what you asked for.
I mean, you DID say you don't care...
#7 Yeah right, as if I haven't seen what happens in the horror films.
I know what you're really up to.
#8 A prime example of double standards.
Why must numerical digits matter so much?
#9 You don't deserve a JulietApparently guys aren't the only ones with terrible pick up lines.
And girls aren't the only ones who can come up with clever comebacks..
#10 Yeah I think you might have to go get that checked.
Happiness definitely does not start with the letter "u," the letter's not even in the word!
#11 Nice try, I see what you did there.
But even with no chairs around, such a thing ain't ever gonna happen.
#12 You're setting yourself up for failure when you use geography as a part of your pick up.
You definitely set yourself up for this one.
#13 I'm liking the way this girl thinks.
Her emojis tell a way more captivating story than the guy's.
#14 Intentional or unintentional?
Either way, responding back the same was the perfect response.
#15 He was off to a really good start!
And then he had to ruin it with that question.
