Some Of The Pettiest Yet Valid Reasons People Broke Off Relationships

By Annie N. in Relationships On 29th November 2021
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RIP. You revolutionized the culinary arts.

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Man was committed to staying hungry

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Did he drive a jalopy and show you a jolly old time?

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Everyone has 'the chair' but this is pushing it

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Fastest way to turn someone off

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Man's already planning futures while we're planning appetizers.

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Please tell me I'm not a priority

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That's when you know you gotta check out

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Dodged a whole bullet train there

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Creepy stuff is an easy red flag

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Cut them nails and wash your hands. Not that hard.

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It's great when you find out on the first date

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Could have been wholesome if it wasn't so unhinged.

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Imagine you being part of the story they tell their children

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I don't know but I've had several software updates since then.

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Bringing out the primary school books for this one

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*Clinks glasses with Lucifer himself*

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Mayo belongs on zero foods. Fight me.

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Don't mess with my food and we might be okay.

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Thank you for your service but we must invoke the 3rd amendment.

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We think she means PJ's. If so, it kind of sounds like a great idea.

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Spot the villains early and save the universe

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