Some ridiculously weird chocolate creations

#1 The chocolate anus

Which also looks suspiciously like a segment of Terry's chocolate orange.

Out of all the celebrities, why Phillip?

Unveiled at Madame Tussauds in 2005 and took 1000 hours to make, naturally.

Because this is what every girl dreams of for her wedding, isn't it?

An important collector's item made out of 75kg of chocolate.

Yup, this is Nigella Lawson apparently. It sat in the window of Selfridge's in 2003.

Need some new fuel for your nightmares? Here you go, guys.

We hope his hair and eyebrows are mint flavoured.

Because there's no better way to get your coco fix on a diet than just sleeping in the stuff.

Fashion for all the family.

Erm, does this double up as a really sticky bed? We hope so.

What better spot for a first date than this choccy room complete with chocolate wine and chocolate vegetables?

Because you need something a little bit ‘out there' for your next night on the town don't you?

Ever wanted to eat a cat's head? Now you can.

And yes, it's anatomically correct. What a nice way to remember a loved one after they've passed.