Stories People Revealed About The Crazy Things Their EX's Did

By Editorial Staff in Life Style On 22nd October 2015

#1 Check Out These Crazy Breakup Stories:

In some relationships people realize that they make better friends than lovers and end things on good terms. Sometimes they'll even be closer friends after the breakup. That's always a nice thing. Unfortunately, not all relationships end that way. Some end horribly and one or both parties end up bitter and angry.

#2 Turn The Radio On.

Had an Ex who stopped the car and made me walk 17 miles home because she had the radio on and I said I didn't like music by Kesha. I still don't, but sh'e has married a minister now. Wonder if he likes Kesha?

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#4 No Visitors Or Soliciting Allowed,

Broke it off with an ex because all we did was fight. I moved on. She didn't. One time she showed up to my door wearing a long coat and nothing but stockings and heels underneath. I laughed and closed the door.

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#5 Domestic Abuse?

I got a wine glass to the back of the head and 14 stitches (apparently I had flirted with an ex at a party I was dj'ing at). She got a night in jail and charged with GBH; the police treated it as a domestic incident so it didn't matter that I didn't press charges...

#6 Hit and Run Over.

My first girlfriends found out I was texting my buddy's girl and went crazy on me. We were planning his party, but she still accused me of cheating with her. I chased her to the driveway, where she got into the car and backed up, then sped forward and hit me, twice. We split up.

#7 Crazy Sugar!

In college I was dating a 18 year old immature girl. I knew she was crazy but goddamn it she was hot and I was willing to take the risk. I told her I was breaking up with her and later that day she called me telling me that she had taken all of her insulin and was going to die. I immediately started violently shaking but kept my voice calm and said "Alright, I;m going to hang up now and call and ambulance to your house.". She immediately started crying and told me she had lied about the insulin but I wen't to her house to make sure. Bad times man.

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#8 She's Crafty.

One of my ex girlfriends, whom I had known for 7 years, told me one night that she was a practicing witch, and had placed a spell on me. Apparently whenever I looked at another girl my penis would burn. It wasn't true, of course, but I still worry sometimes.

#9 Pregnancy Test

My girlfriend told me the week before I left for college that I got her pregnant, knowing that we were not going to date long distance. She sent me a picture of a stock photo of a positive pregnancy test that she cropped. I literally just Google searched "Positive Pregnancy Tests" and it was one of the first images to pop up. I made her come over and take another one. It was negative. She left.

#10 Hot Lips.

I dated a guy and lost my virginity to him. Well, after we split I was dating a new guy, but totally hung up on the old one. Needless to say, the new guy got quickly bored because I talked to him about the ex most of our date. I regret it, that new guy was a fantastic kisser. He had a big mouth and lips, which I find adorable. That's why I could not get over him.

#11 Hold The Phone! No TV OR Internet?

My ex boyfriend "dropped" a TV on to my laptop because I spent too much time online. He made me quit my job because I was pregnant and he wanted to "look after me". He wouldn't let me out of the house without him for the same reason. I had no friends, no job, and NO internet. This is a very short version of what life was actually like with him.

#12 The Gifter

One time I broke up with this girl who was legitimately crazy. We broke up a few weeks before my birthday.

She decided to give me a gift for my birthday, probably in an attempt to get me back.

She gave me a gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

#13 Sexy Cheetah

Ex-girlfriend tried to hit me with her car. Chased me down an alley that was enclosed in a high fence on one side condos on the other. Proceeded to call me next day at work and tell me that I looked like a sexy cheetah running away from her car.

#14 She Didn't Like Keys?

Had a girl who lost her car keys-HARD CORE. So I had her ignition and locks replaced one morning while she was sleeping at my place. She woke up, got incredibly pissed at me, and stabbed me with the new keys (VERY SHARP). She proceeded to drive (for the first time in days) straight to her ex's for sex. I dated her for a several more months.

#15 The Incest Fest

I started dating a guy named Josh who had a VERY close relationship with his sister. I'm an only child, so I spent months trying to figure out if I was overreacting, asking other people if they thought my boyfriend and his sister's relationship was normal or not. The first time the sister came to visit Josh at University, she ignored me, spent all her time with her arm around him, giggling and whispering into his ear ... sitting on his lap ... people were approaching me and asking me who Josh's new hot girlfriend was.

#16 The Hacker

My ex (I was 18, he was 23) figured out my password to my T-Mobile account online. He went through all my text messages/phone call logs, texted everyone whose number he didn't recognize and demanded everyone who wasn't family or a friend who he knew of to "stop talking to his girlfriend and leave us alone." I eventually ended it because he kept leaving the toilet seat up anyway.

#17 She Wanted To See The World.

I actually just learned about this one on Saturday. My ex of two years met a guy online and knew him for two months (never meeting in person) before abruptly moving to Georgia from Colorado in the dead of night without telling anyone, uprooting her life and leaving her parents with her student loan debt, and getting the police called for a missing persons case; and getting engaged to him immediately. She also didn't take anything but a single suitcase with her.

He works at wal-mart and lives with his parents.

To her I say F You!

#18 The Incest Fest Part 2,

One of my exes was convinced that I was cheating on her with both my mother and sister, so whenever I spent time alone with either of them I was bombarded with text messages and phone calls. When my mother, sister and I went on a family vacation to New York City, she was insistent that I sleep on the hotel's fire escape because she thought I was going to have sex with them.

#19 The Vampire,

Knew a guy who dated a crazy girl. They broke up after she went to college and she called him one night, claiming that she had been bit through radio waves by a vampire who lived 6 states away. So, naturally, now she was one too and could never turn back.

#20 Salad Dressing,

My first boyfriend tried to convince me he had slashed his wrists because I wouldn't take him back. The "blood" was very obviously Catalina salad dressing.

#21 Surprise! Look Who's Back!

My ex-girlfriend was waiting for me in the living room about 4 days after we broke up. I forgot she had the second key to my apartment. She had a cup of wine in her hand and a giant knife. I ran for my life and called the police. They got there in time and arrested her.

#22 Pierced Nip Trick,

My ex found out my rebound had pierced nipples. Completely normal response: She pierces hers, shows up at my apartment, climbs up to my balcony and waits for me to come home, topless. Not weird at all.

#23 Un Friend Zoned,

I un-friendzoned this guy once. The first 4 weeks we were dating, he told about how he's going to marry me, make me have his children, tried to force me to wear a G-string, started naming our future children and he also wanted to tattoo my name onto his chest. He couldn't afford it, so he carved my name onto his arm with a knife instead. To this day, he still has my name there.

#24 The Ninja,

My ex-girlfriend was legit crazy. She thought there was a "second spirit" named Shu Dragon living inside of her (along with several others with names like Flame Ace, Silver Fang, etc.). She thought her family was ninjas. She would pretend to cough up blood and say that it was because her ninja uncle hit her in the stomach. When we passed by a closed-down Wal-Mart, she said it was closed because her and her father were fighting in there.

#25 The Sympathy Player,

My high school "girlfriend" told me she had cancer after our first date. She asked me not to tell anyone and that her parents got really upset if it was mentioned so to not talk about it with anyone. I dated her for six months. She turned herself anorexic to appear "sickly". Once I started making friends, no one understood why I was with her and I kept her secret.

Well, I finally put two and two together after she told me she was going in for chemo on a Monday. She said she wasn't going to be at school for at least a week. I caught her trying to hide from me before the first class and asked her how her chemo went. She said it went so well and that all her hair fell out but they sewed it all together and sewed the wig to her head.

Yeah... She was a special one.

#26 The Beauty Queen,

OK, so call me stupid. Everyone thinks I'm nuts, but I didn't know. I dated a girl for almost a full year until I found out she was actually a HE. We never had full on sex, so it was hard for me to tell. She was actually pretty hot, but it's not for me.

#27 She's Cray Cray,

Mine emailed me last night, over a year after our breakup and one day after her 'heartfelt apology': "In my dreams, I see myself spitting in your face and crushing your esophagus with my bare hands."