“Straight Outta Clawpton”? “Single White Feline”? Welcome to Kitty Theater
Did you know there is such a thing as Kitty Theater?
So that means you can now finally see the glory that is Single White Feline.
Kitty Theater is the brainchild of a designer called impeccable_blah on Instagram.
Even better, he is open to taking requests to put your cat in your favorite movie poster.
Interstellar
Cats in space! The dashing Benedict Cumbercat is your hero here, as he leads a mission to "find a planet with a never ending supply of treats." A future MEOWSCARS winner for sure.
Bridesmaids 2
A horrific-looking sequel to a terrible-sounding movie gets a feline revamp as six feisty kitties dress up in garish pink dresses and "get ready to pawwwty." Pairs well with tunatinis.
Terminator: Mango Brown
"You've seen the first 13 Terminators but this one is the best," teases the blurb for this cyber kitty addition to James Cameron's franchise. Getting specific, the flick promises, "More action. More explosions. More tuna. More treats and 100-percent more nip."
Straight Outta Clawpton
This year's big music biopic was Straight Outta Compton, which told the story of the trailblazing gangsta rap group N.W.A. Despite often writing about hip-hop music, I haven't seen the flick yet mainly because, you know, it's not like there's going to be a surprise ending but I'd be first in line if some sort of feline version were to emerge. In the meantime, let this poster show you the strength of feral street knowledge.
Single White Feline
Here we have Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh replaced by a couple of cats because, you know, why the heck not? The new treatment promises dramatic scenes about treats being stolen and apparently a role for Gary the bearded wonder cat.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ever wondered what a coming-of-age comedy flick would be like if it starred a cat? Let California scenester Jarvis P. Weasley show you how, as he takes the leading role in this party fest from the '80s. Also, possible drunk-cat-on-poster sighting.
