Strangest Crimes To Happen In Walmart

#1 Strange Crime Committed At Walmart

Walmart has become a part of our culture for many reasons, mostly because it's an awesome place for people watching. They sell everything and anything, and that is where most people shop. Criminals seem to have an affinity for Walmart, and illegal activity is carried out on a regular basis, both inside store walls and outside in the parking lot, costing shoppers more money because they stores require extra security. We were able to dig up plenty of dirt on the criminals of Walmart, and the following offenses range from creepy to hilarious, to downright heinous. But the one undeniable trait that binds them all together is, they're all undeniably, outrageously Walmart!

#2 Crazy Bobo

Repeat offender Joshua Bobo turned a routine trip to a Missouri Walmart into a violent but bizarre event. So here's a quick rundown. Bobo walks in the pharmacy, buys a pack of syringes, tries to break into the pharmacy to steal narcotics but ends up stabbing a pharmacist in the hand with a syringe, so he runs out of Walmart, forcibly removes an old lady from her vehicle, and flees the scene in her car. Yup. That all really happened. Thankfully, he was caught and arrested on charges of armed robbery, aggravated assault, and unarmed carjacking. He was also fingered for his previous crimes after police compared video of him committing his robbery.

#3 Cookin’ Up Some Meth

You'd think that cooking meth would be unusual in a Walmart, but it's actually happened multiple times. The strangest offender was Elizabeth Alisha Greta Halfmoon, who was spotted mixing ingredients in Walmart for six hours before being caught by the police.

But even if the police hadn't arrived, she wouldn't have been too successful. Officers at the scene said she was missing pseudoephedrine, a key meth ingredient.

#4 Smells Like Deer Pee

In 2014, two Oklahoma weirdos were busted for entering a local Owasso, Oklahoma Wal-Mart and dousing a bunch of merchandise like toys, fabric items, shoes, and more, with deer urine. Cody Hudson, 18, and Jon Oilman, 24, were found sitting in their car across the street drinking beer, and slapped with charges of malicious injury to property. A shopper said that the young men's bizarre antics were "weird... It's very weird and disgusting."

#5 Naked Bandit

They get worse as we go along. It's weird enough to walk into Walmart butt naked, but it's something else entirely to proceed to steal a single pair of socks in your birthday suit. But that's exactly what Verdon Lamont Taylor did. and when officers tried to arrest him he resisted so intensely that they had to use a stun gun on him. He was eventually subdued and arrested. It was later reported that he was high on bath salts.

#6 Stickin' Around

In a crime that went unsolved forever. A 57-year-old woman using the restroom at a Maryland Walmart found that she was stuck to the seat and couldn't get up. It was discovered that a local prankster had left the toilet seat covered in super glue. Police would not release the woman's name, or how long she was stuck there but it did take emergency workers and a trip to the ER to free her. Sticky situation indeed.

#7 To Bleach Or Not To Bleach

It's not uncommon to see people fighting in Walmart, but what is uncommon is for those people to pour bleach and Pine-Sol on one another. That's what Theresa Jefferson did to an unsuspecting enemy in a Baltimore Walmart, where a hazmat team had to shut down the store and 19 people were hospitalized. The two were fighting over an ex-boyfriend.

The moral of the story? Fight dirty, because if you fight with bleach you could be arrested.

#8 The Night Before Christmas

Quintella Brown, 22, made a last minute trip to Walmart with her 13-year-old nephew and 12-year-old niece on Christmas eve. The trio intended to steal merchandise from the store, but when they were caught by security, Brown pulled out a box cutter and sliced one of the employees across the chest. She also bit another on the shoulder before they were able to restrain her. The incident landed her in handcuffs, and she was charged with aggravated robbery. The two children were also arrested and taken to a local juvenile detention center. Merry Christmas everyone!

#9 Just A Case Of Porn Addiction

Walt Disney World employee Taylor Davis was busted for masturbating in a Florida Wal-Mart and then flinging the resulting goo on unsuspecting shoppers. Can you say foul? The 20-year-old was walking through the infants' section reportedly listening to some porn at the same time, for good measure when a passing young woman ignited the fire in his loins. He reportedly began to fondle himself through a hole in his sweatshirt before wiping a "white substance" on some store merch. He confessed when cops arrived, telling them that he was a struggling porn addict.

#10 Getting Busy

Customers at a Kansas Walmart were probably not so prepared to witness two people having sex in the store, but that's exactly what they got. Things began when 22-year-old Julian Call and 35-year-old Tina Gianakon shoplifted a bottle of sexual lubricant before enjoying their not-so-private time in a store full of people. Come on people, get a room!

The police did arrest the couple, and much to their surprise, they were both sober.

#11 She Has Better Insurance

It's pretty annoying when someone steals your parking spot, sure. But to Evelyn Danesi, this was not something to be taken so lightly. She not only ran the guy over who took her spot but also proceeded to drive with him plastered to the hood of her car. The 77-year-old was arrested for criminal mischief and assault with a deadly weapon. Don't mess with grandma!

#12 Sticky Fingers

This one is cray-cray, but a South Carolina woman named Carolynn Elizabeth Wright was accused of stealing condoms and lube from a Walmart in Myrtle Beach, and she wasn't ready to end her fun there. When two store employees approached the woman to bring up their concerns about her, ahem, sticky fingers, Wright reportedly punched one of them in the head before proceeding to bite the other employee's finger totally off. Yikes. The 23-year-old feisty one also allegedly stole panties and a camisole. SOMEONE was planning a very special evening!

#13 Walmart Fetish

This guy couldn't get free porn on his phone. 28-year-old Travis Keen was arrested on obscenity charges after he was caught driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis in his hand. Travis was circling the parking lot for several hours looking around for female customers which then he would stop and stare at. What's the weirdest about this is when questioned by police, Travis explained that due to past experiences at Walmart, he gets aroused whenever he visits the store. Wow.

#14 Craigslist Male Prostitute

In April 2013, 22-year-old college student Foster Bills got a job at a local Walmart. Turns out that a large portion of his income came from some less-admirable "work" that took place inside the store. Police received word that explicit sexual acts were frequently taking place in the store bathroom. They decided to run an undercover investigation, using an officer to contact him, and they discovered that Bills had been soliciting these encounters via Craigslist in exchange for cash. The would-be hooker was arrested and charged with misdemeanor prostitution and solicitation.

#15 The Walmart Bling Ring

If you're not familiar with the "Bling Ring", it refers to the media's name for a group of LA kids who stole millions of dollars worth of cash and personal belongings from Hollywood celebs. Well, the folks pictured above started their own bling ring, but instead of stealing from A-list stars, they stole from their own workplace, which just happened to be a Georgia Walmart. The group stole over $6,000 worth of merchandise from the store by voiding one another's transactions. Eventually, all six of them were arrested and charged with theft by deception.