Student Avoids Punishment After Stabbing Girl In Face Thanks To Osama Bin Laden

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This is the best, worst thing I have ever read. Let me break that down a little more. Obviously what happened to the girl sucked, and what happened on the day sucked. But what didn't happen to the kid is awesome.

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#4 He also left a parting message to all those who think the story is fake: