Tattoos That Tell The Story Of Your Life

#1 He Lost Lauren But He Found Polo

He turned his lost love tat into something any guy would be proud to sport. Now it's a classy rich-dude tattoo. Take THAT, Lauren!

#2 Asthma Is No Laughing Matter

But seriously though, this guy makes the most of it and looks pretty amazing with this uniquely nerdy tattoo.

#3 Everybody Makes Stupid Decisions When They're Young

The asterisk, a simple, effective way of correcting your mestakes.*

*mistakes

He's covering up an unwanted Tribal tat that apparently means something he's ashamed of.

#4 He Thought She Loved Him Enough To Get Her name Permanently Inked On His Neck

But now she's been reduced to a spicy hot condiment advertisement. He could have at least used the same font... and what's with that rooster?

#5 Just A Warning That You Shouldn't Get Your Hopes Up

Hey, he may be kidding, but if not, at least he's pretty honest about what lies below.

#6 If You've Had An Accident Or Misfortune The Cleverness Is The Key

It's disgusting, but still a pretty cool idea.

#7 If You Love It The You Shoulda Put A Ring On It

Nobody gets near this girl except in their wet dreams, maybe.

#8 This Guy Isn't Fooling Anyone

Perhaps he thinks that hotdog is made of veggies? Look slike he may need to get a cover-up tat.

#9 It's Funny Because It's Sad

This guy lost a leg, probably in the war, but he has a great sense of humor about it and assures people who stare that he is comfortable with his handicap.