Taxidermist Fails That Are So Bad The Souls Of The Animals Are Crying

Taxidermy is pretty cool. It's just amazing how they can take a dead animal and make it look like it's alive again. It requires a ton of skill to do. That's why it's not for everyone. The people in this gallery should probably give up the hobby because they suck at it.

#1 Surprised to see me?

This bear is pretty bad. Just look at the derpy look on his face. The taxidermist didn't even bother to try and cover where they slit its neck to stuff it. This is just bad.

#2 What are you staring at?

These two are just terrible. They don't look realistic at all. They look like manufactured stuffed animals instead of the work of a skilled taxidermist. Don't quit your day job... unless this is your day job. Then you need to find other work.

#3 Whose a good wolf?

This wolf looks like it's forever stuck in an excited pose. Like someone is constantly saying "Whose a good boy?" and the wolf just derps out completely.

#4 I am the terror of the oceans.

This tiny shark looks completely fake. If you don't know what you're doing you probably shouldn't do it. What happened to its teeth? I would probably laugh if I saw this swimming towards me in the ocean. It's not terrifying at all.

#5 Sit there and think about what you've done!

These two look like they are being punished and they hate it so much. The dog just looks completely defeated while the fox is just hard to look at. It's like the taxidermist tried to make it look human and failed miserably.

#6 We saved the worst for last.

I don't even know what the picture on the left is supposed to be. The face is so ruined that you really can't tell what the original animal was. On the right, we have a cat that just looks completely fake. If it was ever alive you really can't tell because it looks like it was sewn together in a factory.

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