Text Messages Hypochondriacs Will Immediately Recognize
#1: This non sequitur
This person just loves to turn the conversation another way.
#2: Botulism
This person spelled it wrong, but we get the picture.
#3: This follow up
I am almost positive if you sleep for even 4 hours straight you will not go into a coma.
#4: This non-poisoning
Lol eating a leaf is not going to do you any harm.
#5: Another one
The important question is, did you die?
#6: This rough love
Sometimes you just have to give it to them tough.
#7: This half-breed
What a humblebrag/hypochondria half-breed.
#8: Reassurance
Give this woman some reassurance please.
#9: This escalation that went up quickly
Whoa went from having a stroke to having cancer, calm down.
#10: This temperature report
Just calm down there with the 100.0 fever, you are over reacting.
#11: This realization of mortality
We all die someday, no matter what.
#12: This self-awareness
Even if it's so a brief moment, it's still a nice moment to have.
#13: This self diagnosis
Oh admission can be hard sometimes or I guess easy in this case.
#14: This panic
It came up kind of suddenly, but quietly with an awkward lmao text.
#15: This threat of guilt
Always take a text like this serious.
