#1
The text she sends when she has burning questions Google apparently cannot answer:
#2
When she feels you need to know some VERY IMPORTANT FACTS this very instant:
#3
When she is proud of her mastery of technology:
#4
The multiple texts with several unrelated issues:
#5
When she wants to get you on the phone, and thinks she is hiLaRiOuS:
#6
The undecipherable text, also known as the text she sends most often:
#7
The emoji-heavy texts that come right after she has discovered the joy of emojis:
#8
When she fears for your life:
#9
The text she sends when she is trying to be down with the kids:
#10
When she is just so excited:
#11
When she really actually does need your help:
#12
The text she sends when she's found your future husband:
#13
The text she sends when she is bored and you are probably asleep:
#14
When she needs to show you her selfishes:
#15
When she laughs out loud:
#16
The text she sends when she can't find her phone:
#17
The millions of texts she sends when she feels she's one step closer to grandchildren:
#18
When she is adorably naive:
#19
When she reminds you not so subtly that she was responsible for putting you on this goddamned planet:
#20
When she just wants you to think she's cool. And then she ruins the joke:
#21
And the text she sends to let you know you have a text:
