Even people who wouldn't dream of hitting the dance floor with their two left feet can't help themselves once they have had a few too many drinks. Your moves may be stale, and your body not so nimble, but the alcohol tells you that you can do it! But the photographs posted later are oh so embarrassing.
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#1 Just Because You Can't Pole Dance, Doesn't Mean You Shouldn't Pole Dance.
#2 For The Last Time, Get Off The Damn Pole!
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#3 Dance Like Nobody's Watching.
#4 One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor..
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#5 You Don't Have To Go Home, But You Can't Stay Here!
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#6 Let's Give The Little Lady A Hand.
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#7 This Is What They Mean When They Say Alcohol Gives You Numb Nuts.
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#8 Sorry Girl, It's Just Not Twerkin'.
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#9 Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee...
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#10 This Is Why You Don't Send Strippers To Children's Parties.
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#11 Go Out Dancing They Said. Drunk Girls Are Easy They Said...
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#12 Nobody's Gonna Believe This. Let Me Take A Selfie.
#13 "If I Was That Drunk Would I Really Be Able To Do This?"
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#14 Mom, Dad, I Can Explain. Somebody Spiked My Drink. Seven Times.
#15 Get Down & Boogie And Play That Funky Music!
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#16 And Finally, This Is How I Ended Up With This Extra $50 And A Trophy. I Think.
