The 8 Rules of texting WOMEN (Scary music playing the background)
#1: Using abbreviations
Abbreviations are a big no no in the rules of texting a woman. Things like (ily) instead of the old fashioned i love you. It shows lack of effort and interest , specially if you're trying hard to impress her remember never to abbreviate. Sure, keeping things casual is cool but face it boys, all a woman is looking for is a MAN and not some teen punk who needs a dictionary thrown at his face awkay?
#2: Mass texting
A woman can smell mass texting from a mile away. Boys! If you're a major player in the game of "women", COOL! Good for you! Just make sure you call her by the right name. No woman will settle for being called Jessica if her name is Elaine. Oops!
#3: Last minute invitations
The last thing a good woman needs is for a man to invite her over last minute through text. Think before you press that send button. It's been strongly suggested to leave at least a minimum of 3 days.
#4: Take charge
Most women like to be taken care of and love a man who is in charge. If you ever text a woman and ask her out on a date, make sure you tell her exactly where and when you are taking her. Indecisions such as "I don't know, I'm fine with whatever, I'll eat whatever " comes off more as plain annoyance rather than trying to be polite.
#5: Being dry toast
Women are constantly looking for a man with humour and charm. So quit being dry toast and send texts like "haha", "lol", "cool". It's just going to show how boring or lazy you are.
#6: One Word Texts
The mother of all that's evil, One Worded Texts. If you love her and you send a simple "k" in reply to her 3 paragraph text? You're bound to be single or in a fight in the next 10 seconds.
#7: Texting your feelings
When couples argue or fight through texts , things are just bound to get messier. I suggest you call her up or talk face to face rather than sending something you can't delete and that will be remembered for a long time.
#8: Crack texting
The king of all texting fouls. This means texting her without any immediate or no response. It shows your inability to keep the pace. What you should do as a rule is "calm the fuck down and send one text at a time".
