The Absolute Worst Things Customers Have Said

By Annie N. in Real Life On 6th December 2021
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BRB gonna go buy Pepsi and see if the gays look richer

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Literally the garbage taking itself out

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Everyone knows you have to look miserable and hate your job

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What a coincidence. She didn't want to be working with your child either.

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Good to know the patriarchy is alive and well

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Gross old men fear nothing and we should change that

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Reply on equally elegant stationery, "Fucketh thou"

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People really find anything to complain about

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If you're snapping your fingers, start moving those feet too...away from me

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Everyone knows only demons are left handed

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Did you not...did you not even look up to see Channing Tatum's abs on the poster?

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Bet those stitches are going to cost you more than that McNugget sauce

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These are people you ban on the spot and the children too

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For a man that cares about proof, it's rather astonishing to refuse a mask

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Watch me talking to management in heaven after I'm dead to make sure this guy doesn't get in

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Cannot imagine the thought process that happened in the woman's head but we feel like there wasn't one

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You could have just said no lady

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