Amazon is pretty much a one-stop shop. It is like an online version of Walmart, but you can find so much more. Every now and then, you will come across a really bizarre and unnecessary product. Usually, when you find one of these strange products, you will also find some pretty unhelpful, but hilarious, reviews. The reviews on this UFO detector did not disappoint us at all.
The Amazon Reviews For This UFO Detector Are Absolute Gold
By
Missy aka Tizzy in
Funny
On 19th April 2018
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Bad Range
It seems as though this guy has had one too many probings from extraterrestrials. He sure seemed like he would be ready to evade them on their next trip to his home, but the range of this item did not work well in his favor. He might want to invest in a range extender.
Just Blind
If you do not believe in aliens and alien abductions, you might think that this guy is sneaking off at night in order to have an affair. After all, why would an alien return their subject to a hotel instead of the home he was abducted from. I am still not quite sure I buy the story.
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Stick to the original
This guy obviously does not want to upgrade his unit. He seems to go off on a technical tangent that lost me somewhere around the third sentence of the first paragraph. Some people take things a bit too seriously.
The Probe Preventer
I guess if you truly believe in the possibility of being abducted by aliens, you should be thoroughly prepared. This guy was ready for the aliens when his alarm went off. He implanted himself with a probe preventer. The only problem is that he has no way of getting it back out.
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Beware of false positives.
Apparently, this guy's unit does not discriminate against alerting him to any type of aliens. The machine seems to be sensitive to all aliens, foreign and domestic, not just the extraterrestrial kind.
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The Alien Scam Artist
Of all behaviors aliens could learn from us, they picked up on the African email scam first. It seems this scammer is promising large amounts of money to anyone who can help him for a small fee, of course.
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Needs more
This gal seems really happy with her purchase. The only thing she thinks it is missing out on is some accessories. Afterall, what good is a UFO detector if there is nothing to use to defend yourself against the aliens?
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Better to be prepared
This gal shares an amazing story about her first and only time seeing a real UFO. She goes on to tell how she wishes he had one of these detectors to better prepare himself for the sight. It seems like she might be saving up some money to be ready for the next arrival.
