#1: Facebook
Not as*book, people are really rude on Facebook for no reason.
#2: Springfield
We will never know where it is.
#3: Bart
Has earned a day off for all the hard work he does.
#4: Political
What's the message? Who is mentioned in this?
#5: Waste
After years of doing this, he has wasted so much chalk.
#6: Ralph
If you don't get this then you need to watch the show a little more.
#7: Labor day
He is so bad, wearing white after labor day.
#8: Cupid
Bart will never make fun of your dink, be proud of it.
#9: Lost
This explains everything, thank you so much Bart.
#10: CPR Dummy
Oh man whoever kisses this CPR Dummy will be in for a rude awakening.
#11: Four leaf clovers
You want 3 leaf clovers to have good luck, anymore than than is going to ruin your life.
#12: Candy canes
Are not elf bones, who would actually think that?
#13: Guinea pigs
This is a pretty serious one, maybe PETA made this one up.
#14: Just kidding
Should be a way to get around insulting people.
#15: Fat
Not pregnant, leave it up to Bart to be so offensive.
