The Many Reasons You Can Never Trust A Dog

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 26th June 2014
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#1: Money Hungry

They are just using you for your money.

#2: Escape Artists

Even the smaller dogs can escape, you can never trust them to stay home.

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#3: Chivalry Is Dead

At least dogs tend to think so, don't expect them to pull the chair out for you and wait till you sit.

#4: They Do Not have Your Back

Contrary to popular belief, dogs do not have your back especially when it comes to food.

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#5: Working Out

They will not allow you the proper time and lone time needed to have a great work out.

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#6: Avoidance

They know how to avoid sharing food.

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#7: Strike

They will strike first with no hesitation, don't test them.

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#8: Hair

They know how to pull down on hair and you take you for a hurtful ride.

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#9: Trickery

They are not afraid to use trickery to get what they want.

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#10: Right Under Your Nose

Just when you under estimate them, they will take it from right under your nose.

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#11: Not Afraid Of Anyone

They don't put up with anyone's mess, NO ONE.

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#12: Pee

They will pee anywhere at anytime. Your face is not even safe.

#13: The Chase

When chasing things, they don't care what or who stands in their way.

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#14: Masters Of Disguise

Whoa this fooled me like no other, you never what really is or isn't a dog.

#15: Secret Ninjas

You thought cats could jump high and be mean, dogs are even worst.