The Most Common Lies Women Tell Their Boyfriends

By Muk Khatri in Life Style On 8th February 2016
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#1 You're The Biggest I've Ever Been With

You might the biggest she's ever been with, but most likely not. Most likely, you've expressed some dick insecurities and she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Just handle the situation with confidence and don't even think about it, because most likely, she's had bigger.

#2 He's Just A Friend

If she has to specify that he's just a friend, she's already hooked up with him in the past, thinks about hooking up with him, or will hook up with him in the future.

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#3 I Only Use My Fingers

If trust hasn't fully been established, she's not going to admit to you that she owns some kind of toy. Men tend to have some weird insecurity about women who have vibrators, dildos, sex toys, etc. It isn't about you, it's about her. When she's more comfortable with you, you'll admit to owning one, but until then, don't go digging through her underwear drawer.

#4 I Didn't Do Much, Just Watched Netflix Last Night

We might have been watching Netflix, but we may have also been masturbating furiously to anything tagged as erotic on Tumblr. Because hey, our period starts tomorrow and "you were busy".

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#5 I'm Tired

Translation: I don't feel like having sex. I don't feel like hanging out with you. I'm bloated and gassy.

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#6 I'm Not Jealous

This means, I am jealous, but won't tell you, because then i'll be the jealous girlfriend.

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#7 I Was Doing My Hair/Makeup/Shaving My Legs

I was pooping.