We hear a lot about the lies boyfriends tell their girlfriends. From the lies that hurt, to the little white lies every man seems to tell his significant other to ensure he has an easy life. But what about the common lies girlfriends tell their boyfriends? As you might suspect, these lies are a bit different and typically have very different motives. Full disclosure: Girls usually lie to their boyfriends either to spare their feelings, to avoid a fight or maybe even to manipulate their way into being comforted.
#1 You're The Biggest I've Ever Been With
You might the biggest she's ever been with, but most likely not. Most likely, you've expressed some dick insecurities and she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Just handle the situation with confidence and don't even think about it, because most likely, she's had bigger.
#2 He's Just A Friend
If she has to specify that he's just a friend, she's already hooked up with him in the past, thinks about hooking up with him, or will hook up with him in the future.
#3 I Only Use My Fingers
If trust hasn't fully been established, she's not going to admit to you that she owns some kind of toy. Men tend to have some weird insecurity about women who have vibrators, dildos, sex toys, etc. It isn't about you, it's about her. When she's more comfortable with you, you'll admit to owning one, but until then, don't go digging through her underwear drawer.
#4 I Didn't Do Much, Just Watched Netflix Last Night
We might have been watching Netflix, but we may have also been masturbating furiously to anything tagged as erotic on Tumblr. Because hey, our period starts tomorrow and "you were busy".
#5 I'm Tired
Translation: I don't feel like having sex. I don't feel like hanging out with you. I'm bloated and gassy.
#6 I'm Not Jealous
This means, I am jealous, but won't tell you, because then i'll be the jealous girlfriend.
#7 I Was Doing My Hair/Makeup/Shaving My Legs
I was pooping.
