There's always that text creep, that annoying ex, that persistent nude requester, or worse, that persistent nude sender. But there's also that perfect line, or sometimes that perfect picture, to shut them down and send them out of your digital world forever. If you've ever been plagued be the aforementioned, take note, because these people have mastered rejection by text, not to mention some wonderful uses of bananas and balding Ariana Grande's.
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#1 I bet he will feel that burn for days!
#2 Sometimes the simplest replies are the best.
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#3 I think David took the hint.
#4 We promised you bald Ariana Grande and we have delivered.
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#5 It's so much fun to set people up just to let them down.
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#6 Bluntness take to its maximum level.
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#7 The perfect way to deal with an unsolicited dick pic.
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#8 And if they don't learn from the first one, follow it up with the sausage. I bet they will get the point then.
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#9 You really shouldn't make assumptions.
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#10 Compliments can open the door for epic insults.
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#11 Michael Ceras mustache has the power to scare away all creepers.
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#12 The more you zoom in, the better it gets. It's like the gift that keeps on giving.
#13 Be careful when texting. You could hit the wrong number like this poor sap.
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#14 Sometimes the only thing you need is one word to crush a mans spirit.
#15 After this horror story I bet he won't ask again.
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#16 And you can't do one of these without an ex viciously maiming their former partner with a brutal shutdown.
