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#1 The answer to one of the great, unanswered questions of philosophy.

#2 The answer to one of the great, unanswered questions of biology.

#3 The inner musings of an admittedly honest bigot.

#4 The world's saddest attempt at a plan for Friday night.

#5 The deepest anxieties of a colorblind child.

#6 This totally legitimate question that everyone often wonders about.

#7 The formulation of a question so devious it can make an etymologist cry.

The answer, by the way, is dolor colli causa machinae volantis (or "plane in the neck"). Lol

#8 The formulation of a question that no one wants to know the answer to.

#9 The stark truth about something we all know is happening but are too afraid to admit.

#10 This ...

#11 The saddest cry for help in history.

#12 Musings on nature's cruelest misclassifications.

#13 True facts about monkeys.

#14 The world's strangest and most miserable distress call.

#15 The single most unethical way to cheat on a standardized test.

#16 A procedural query about America's pastime.

#17 And, finally, this nail in the coffin for humanity.