The Very Real Reasons Why Having A Baby Sounds Terrifying

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 22nd September 2014
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#1: A good sign

Of pregnancy is vomiting. How is this good in anyway?

#2: Food

You're told to avoid many great foods like sushi.

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#3: Hormones

Your hormones shoot through the roof and you are just a ranging b*tch all the time.

#4: Cravings

You crave pickles with everything and anything.

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#5: For 9 months

You are carrying around a living human being.

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#6: Braxton Hicks contractions

Braxton Hicks contractions are described as the contractions that occur before real labor. Braxton Hicks can begin as early as the second trimester.

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#7: The pain

How could you forget about the pain? That should be horrific enough.

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#8: After birth bleeding

It won't, it can't stop. It's just a bleeding party.

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#9: Baby poop

It's so strong, nothing can beat the smell.

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#10: Bodily fluids

Their bodily fluids in general is just a tad gross.

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#11: No sleep

You will get no sleep for many years to come and don't try to act like that's not a big deal.

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#12: Screaming

The pitch is so high and it last forever,making your head explode.

#13: Baby language

You never really know what they want, it's all gibberish.

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#14: Swollen feet

Your feet become so swollen you no longer feet into your cute heels.

#15: Responsibility

This could also be a good thing, but nonetheless it's really scary that for the rest of your life you are responsible for another human being.