The Very Real Reasons Why Having A Baby Sounds Terrifying
#1: A good sign
Of pregnancy is vomiting. How is this good in anyway?
#2: Food
You're told to avoid many great foods like sushi.
#3: Hormones
Your hormones shoot through the roof and you are just a ranging b*tch all the time.
#4: Cravings
You crave pickles with everything and anything.
#5: For 9 months
You are carrying around a living human being.
#6: Braxton Hicks contractions
Braxton Hicks contractions are described as the contractions that occur before real labor. Braxton Hicks can begin as early as the second trimester.
#7: The pain
How could you forget about the pain? That should be horrific enough.
#8: After birth bleeding
It won't, it can't stop. It's just a bleeding party.
#9: Baby poop
It's so strong, nothing can beat the smell.
#10: Bodily fluids
Their bodily fluids in general is just a tad gross.
#11: No sleep
You will get no sleep for many years to come and don't try to act like that's not a big deal.
#12: Screaming
The pitch is so high and it last forever,making your head explode.
#13: Baby language
You never really know what they want, it's all gibberish.
#14: Swollen feet
Your feet become so swollen you no longer feet into your cute heels.
#15: Responsibility
This could also be a good thing, but nonetheless it's really scary that for the rest of your life you are responsible for another human being.
