#1: The Criminal Who Brags
Ok, we get it you're into dangerous stuff. Still, there is no need to brag about it.
#2: The Criminal Who Can't Make A Smooth Get Away
Have to be aware of your surroundings and make sure that getting away will be easy.
#3: The Criminal Who Eats Weird Food
To hopefully get away with his/her crime. How do you even attempt to eat underwear.
#4: The Criminal Who Is Not There For Their Partner
You're supposed to have your partners back. Not shoot them!
#5: Criminals Who Have Bad Luck
How unlucky are they to have walked in when a cop was in the store?
#6: The Criminal Who Needs To Verify Their Age
If you're robbing someone the least of their concerns should be how old you are.
#7: The Criminal Who Steals From Cops
Then post a picture of it online. I fear that some people are just really dumb.
#8: Criminals Who Just Don't Get It
They are either confused or just too shy to make something happen.
#9: The Criminal Who Tries To Drive Away
It's never going to work. Where could you possibly go? Especially when they are recording it.
#10: The Criminal Who Tweets
Your tweets can be retweeted an unlimited amount of time meaning that it can be seen by anyone, even people that are not following you which includes the cops.
#11: The Criminal Who Is A Failed Escape Artist
If you can't effectively plan an escape route then your criminal days are over.
#12: The Criminal Who Leaves Behind Personal Information
This guy is begging to get caught. Unless he faked his information there is no way he is getting away.
#13: A Mario Criminal
He must think he's Mario or something that his plunger will bring him powers.
14: The Criminal Who Can't Defend Himself
How do you go from pointing a gun at someone to having it pointed at you?
#15: The Criminal Who Loves Youtube Too Much
So much that this woman couldn't resist, but make a video about her criminal activities.
