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#1 Angelina Jolie
She applied to be a funeral director. They always want to direct.
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#2 Jon Hamm
He used to be a set dresser on porn shoots. I speak for all of us when I say I wish he had been an undresser.
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#3 Hugh Jackman
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Used to perform as a party clown. Never thought he'd do something scarier than make "Kate and Leopold"
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#4 Matthew McConaughey
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Used to clean the Poop from chicken coops, because life is a splat circle.
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#5 Victoria Beckham
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She roller skated in a sperm costume for a BBC TV show. What a money shot!
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#6 Kanye West
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Sales accociate at the The Gap. hahahaha.hahahaha no one mess with the basic white tee.
#7 Brad Pitt
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Dressed as a chicken for Ell Polo Loco. So the next time the chicken hands you a flyer. Hand him your number.
#8 Amy Adams
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Worked at hooters.If pretending not to be disgusted with people isn't good acting, training nothing is.
#9 Demi Moore
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She was a debt collector.Just recovering all the cash and didn't even get to eff Robert Redford.
#10 Danny DeVito
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He was hair dresser.I'd trust an emotional teenage girl to work the scissor more than thiss guy.
#11 Eva Mendes
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Work in the mall at a Hot Dog on a stick.New the only weiner she handles belong to husband Ryan Gosling
