The Worst Things That Could Happen While Trying To Masturbate
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 1st July 2014
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#1: Forgetting the lube
#2: Which means a dry rubbing session
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#3: Misplacing your headphones
#4: Find headphones, but can one only have 1 ear bud in
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#5: Slow internet connection
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#6: Long “special video” load
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#7: One of your favorite “special videos” has been deleted
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#8: Your mom could call while you're watching “stuff” on your phone
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#9: The video stops for whatever reason
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#10: Forgetting your towel
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#11: Having to use something other than a towel
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#12: Having to be silent, if you have roommates
#13: Someone walking in
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#14: Video lands on a horrible frame while you're almost done
#15: But hey, stuff happens so just keep it going
