These 20 Statues Are Supposed To Look Like Celebrities, But Ended Up Like This
#1 Andy Murray
This tennis star may have been the youngest Briton to play in the Davis Cup, but this statue of him makes him look a billion years old (and not just because of that ancient Chinese armor, either). He doesn't look pleased.
#2 Colin Firth
Ah, the exposed nipples that sunk a thousand canoes...
#3 Elvis Presley
Either the King lost his shades, or he just smoked a ton of weed.
#4 Johnny Depp
Not many people know this, but Johnny Depp once looked dead.
#5 William Shakespeare
And Shakespeare was a Na'vi from Pandora.
#6 Salvador Dali
Honestly though, even when Salvador Dali was alive, he looked like a creepy version of himself.
#7 Winston Churchill
This is not, as it appears to be, a sculpture of Sopranos actor James Gandolfini.
#8 Ronaldo
Americans may not know who Ronaldo is, but despite what this statue depicts, he's a human being and not a stone golem.
#9 Jane Austen
Pretty sure this is just Keanu Reeves in a bonnet.
#10 Princess Diana
If you ever wanted to know what The Thing from Fantastic 4 would look like as a princess, here you go.
#11 Princess Diana (again)
She only died like 18 years ago. Did we already forget what she looked like?
#12 Oscar Wilde
Ah, The Picture of a Dying Gray Puddle Man..a wonderful read.
#13 Benedict Cumberbatch
You can never have too much chocolate, but did they have to put so much of it in the guy's neck and forehead?
#14 Lucille Ball
When the medicine you're drinking is actually nuclear sludge that gives you a mutant face...
#15 Julia Roberts
This is a statue of a pretty woman. The only problem it that looks doesn't look anything like the actual Pretty Woman star.
#16 Michael Jackson
Never has the King of Pop looked as unwilling to dance as he does here. (They nailed his nose though, for obvious reasons.)
#17 Jennifer Lopez
Seems like someone used this wax Jenny's face as a candle for a couple seconds first.
#18 Jerry Seinfeld
It looks like someone couldn't quite get his Seinfeld mask on straight.
#19 Tiger Woods
All that time out in the sun isn't helping Tiger's skin at all, I guess.
#20 The Beatles
The legendary story of four androids disguised as four boys from Liverpool.
