These Are Quite Possibly The Worst Workplace Pet Peeves Ever
#1 The Dreaded "Reply All"
This is the queen mother of all office travesties. There's nothing worse than being unwittingly caught in an unending email thread fueled by ticked-off coworkers and hate fire. You can't escape.
#2 Loud music
This is the not-so-distant cousin. No one appreciates your secret passion for Justin Bieber.
#3 Horrible parking jobs
If you park so close to my car that I have to crawl in through the passenger's side door, chances are I'll be writing down your license plate number for future voodoo curse reference.
#4 When the bathroom is a hot mess
There's no need to detail the pure travesties we've all stumbled upon in the office restrooms, but seriously, get it together, people.
#5 People Who Enter the Elevator before Letting Others Exit
They trample people who try this on New York subways. Take note.
#6 Getting 10 emails when a brief face-to-face would suffice
What's wrong with a little human interaction every now and then?
#7 Office gossip
Don't lie, you've done it. But that doesn't make it any less high school.
#8 People holding the elevator door open to finish a conversation
We are all your hostages! Stop the madness!
#9 Passive Aggressive Emails
You aren't clever, so you can stop now.
#10 Co-workers with anger issues
Maybe these foul-mouthed fiends just need a hug...but maybe you should let someone else test that theory.
#11 Obnoxious personal phone conversations
Unless your cat is the next YouTube sensation, no one wants to be forced into listening to you blabber on about its furry hijinks.
#12 Co-workers clipping their nails at their desk
EWWW. Some things you just can't un-hear.
#13 Smelly lunches
Is there anything worse than being forced to smell your cubicle mate's questionable leftovers?
#14 Dishes in the break room sink
You can be a slob-kabob in your own kitchen all you want, but this is America and the land of the dishes-free work sinks.
#15 When the A/C isn't on high enough
As if being at work and wearing office attire weren't bad enough.
#16 Being the only one working late
You tried to dodge your boss Office Space-style, but you failed so, so miserably and now you must pay the soul-crushing price.
#17 Loud Talkers
We hear you!
#18 Having your food stolen from the break room fridge
Who does that?! Just hold onto the hope that karma will avenge the loss of your perfectly portioned granola yogurt.
#19 Finding an empty pot of coffee
It takes a cold-hearted happiness killer to deprive their fellow co-workers of freshly brewed caffeinated heaven.
#20 Gum smacking
There's just something about gum smacking that resembles the long-lost cousin of water torture.
