These Creepy Vintage Dolls Have Eyes That Will Burn A Hole Straight Through Your Soul.
By
Shehzad in
Geeks and Gaming
On 9th February 2016
Whether it’s a Barbie or a Power Ranger, some kids want nothing more than to play with their dolls. But these vintage dolls don’t have the luxury of being played with, and for a very good reason.
Back in the day, toy companies must have thought that these dolls would be welcomed into the hearts of children everywhere. But things must have been very different back then, if these monstrosities were actually considered cute!
#1 This doll is definitely up to no good.
#2 Good lord, those teeth. It’s like she wants to eat my soul.
#3 Why did they have to make three of them?
#4 Just what every kid wants for Christmas — a creepy gnome to watch them sleep.
#5 This doll was never not creepy.
#6 It’s like he’s trying to suck your essence out with his eyes.
#7 I can’t imagine that this ventriloquist got a whole lot of work.
#8 Imagine this abomination crawling towards you in the middle of the night.
#9 I don’t know what’s going on here, but I want no part of it.
#10 Who in their right mind would actually give this to their kid?
#12 Soon he will become one of them!
#13 Oh no, it’s a whole army of them…
#14 It’s like they were preparing for a global campaign of horror.
#15 Creepy Factor: Maximum!
#16 If any doll was ever going to steal your soul, it would be this one.
#17 Ok, that’s it. I can’t take anymore of these!
These dolls are legitimately unsettling. Can we please ban the production of dolls forever? Thank you.
