These Dads Have Epicly Failed At Dadding And That's Totally Okay

By Michael Avery in Funny On 23rd November 2017
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Dads look at the world differently than most others.

If you leave your kid alone with their father it's a pretty good chance that you will end up getting a picture like the one below in a text at some point. The law of averages says that it's bound to happen. Really, who else would realize that the top of a babies head looks exactly like a kiwi? That's totally a dad move.

I leave you alone for 5 minutes and you do this!

Dads can get into all kinds of shenanigans in a short amount of time. Just look at the picture below. Mom left dad alone with the baby for 10 minutes and when she came back the child was transformed into an angry looking villain. I'm sure that dad got a good laugh out of things but mom probably wasn't too pleased.

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Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too?

If you have kids you know how much of a pain it is to get a baby to sleep. All that hard work can be destroyed in seconds just by putting the child down once they are asleep. It's like they can sense the moment they lose contact with your skin. So what happens when you get your kid to sleep and know that you can't put them down but you want some cake? You turn them into a makeshift table! Hey, whatever works. Want some cake?

Hold my beer moments and dad moments don't mix.

So the kids are bored and bugging you to do something exciting. You look around the yard and see an old mattress, some rope, and a 4 wheeler. The average person would not see a common thread between the three items but you're not the average person. You're a dad and so you tell your wife "hold my beer" and proceed to dadify some stuff. Hopefully, it was just a fun ride and nobody got hurt lol.

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If it works then it's not stupid.

So you want to enjoy some outdoor time with your kid but you also wanna kick back and enjoy a beer? Why not do both. This dad came up with a brilliant way to swing his child while still being able to sit back in the shade and enjoy his brew. Nothing wrong with that.

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Rocking a new hairstyle.

The goofiness of dads is perfectly exemplified in these pictures. Dads can even take bath time and turn it into an amazingly fun time. We hope that he didn't get any soap in babies eyes.

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I don't think you dress a baby like that, dad.

So Jeremy was tasked with getting his daughter dressed and ready for daycare one day. He dressed her in a pair of overalls and dropped her off thinking nothing of it. During a text conversation with his wife, Jeremy shared a photo of their baby he took that morning and she pointed out that he was supposed to put a shirt on her. Dad just played it off as ignorance. That is until Ellen Degeneres got ahold of the photo. After it appeared on her show, the photo went viral and Jeremy was blasted for the world to see.

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He's an American badass.

This totally adorable photo went viral a few years ago and you can see why. While his wife was working, this husband drew a goatee on his baby, added a press-on tattoo, and completed the look with Harley gear and a bandana to bring us a gloriously badass biker baby. Of course, his wife didn't find the humor in the picture but hey, you can't win them all. This dad totally proved why you shouldn't leave guys alone with their kids.

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Cheerios challenge like a boss.

The Cheerios Challenge took the web by storm back In 2016. Parents all over the world tried to stack the most Cheerios on their babies sleeping face. You probably wouldn't be surprised to find out that most of the participants in this challenge were guys. It's totally something a dad would do, challenge or no challenge.

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Gamer dads improvise.

Sure, when you have a kid your life changes drastically. That doesn't mean that you have to give up everything you love to do. It just means you have to adapt. Babies, in particular, are pretty easy to handle. They want to be held and want to be fed. This dad wanted to play his game but his baby wanted to eat so he did what any man would do. He took care of both. Controller in hands, baby in arms, bottle braced against his cheek. This dad is multitasking like a boss.