King of the Hill was by far one of the best cartoons on network television. It was targeted at children and adults alike. Because of this, we were surprised at how wholesome the show was considering its target audience. The father, Hank, was a God-fearing propane enthusiast who always tried to keep his son on the right path without shoving the Bible down our throats in the process. If you loved the show as much as we did, you will love this collection of some of the greatest lines from the show.