Whoever lied and said that being married was easy was sorely mistaken. Marriage is a lot of work and compromise. Both people have to make sacrifices in order to keep the other person happy. And, even if you compromise on every single thing, there will still be things to fight over. If you are married, these memes will definitely hit close to home.
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Future Argument
This poor unsuspecting husband doesn't have a clue. His wife was clearly planning this future argument with him. A better idea would have been to not buy the candy in the first place.
Making the Bed
I find it even more surprising that it was the husband who wanted to make the bed. Maybe she can tell us where the rest of us can find a man like that.
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Super Petty
Apparently, some couples get super petty when they are grumpy and tired. These two clearly need some marriage counselling if this is their priority.
Yes!
This has two sides to it, though. On one hand, it is a win for the wife getting the whole bed to herself. However, she might wake up to a fight for not having the consideration to wake him up and usher him to his more comfortable bed instead of him having to wake up with a crick in his neck from the couch.
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Great Minds Think Alike
On a personal note, I can totally do this with my hubby. His mind is full of pop culture that my simple descriptions of a movie or song can trigger the right answer from him. The only thing about this that is even better is when you randomly remember the answer and scream it out a few days later, and they still know what you are talking about.
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No Fucks Given
Or, how about taking a poop with the door open so you can finish the conversation you were having. After a few years of marriage, we tend to get entirely too comfortable with our spouses.
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Really?
One must remember that whatever you are wearing when you die becomes your permanenet ghost clothes. So, you have to be sure you are happy with what you are wearing.
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Score!
It is the little things in life that excite you once you are married. Examples like this one are especially true if you have kids. You spend so much money on things for them that you forget to take care of your necessities, so when your spouse realizes you need new underwear and picks some up for you, it is like Christmas morning.
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The Olive Theory
According to Wikipedia, "The Olive Theory is based on Lily and Marshall. Ted describes the theory to Robin in the Pilot episode. Marshall hates olives, but Lily loves them, and in Ted's opinion, that's what makes them a great couple; perfect balance."
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The Perfectionist
This is just like the wife who needs an ambulance but insists on changing her outfit, brushing her hair, and putting on a bit of makeup before leaving. She worries too much about what others think.
