These Objects Are Innocuous, But Their Weird Shadows Tell A Different Story

By Johny in Bizarre On 9th May 2015
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#1 The lamp that spies on you.

It had a perfect vantage point, but only one weakness.

#2 The tiniest Dark Knight.

Keeping your gas tank safe from the nefarious criminals of the city.

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#3 The pen that wanted to get back to its roots.

Hailing from recycled water bottle heritage, this pen was getting deeply immersed in the culture.

#4 The light bulb that tells a darker story.

It wasn't until they brought the psychics in when the Joneses learned of the tragedy of the house's previous owner, a gingerbread man who had taken his own life.

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#5 The new undercover mannequins.

To prevent shoplifting, the local police went to some very strange lengths.

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#6 The collaborative effort.

It always warms the heart to see trees and lampposts working together.

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#7 The pair that joins to take on their ultimate form.

In this case, their ultimate form is a centaur.

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#8 The dragon with the humble origins.

They're not all born in fire. Some are born in carpet.

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#9 The spider shadow in a lamp.

This would startle me every time, and I would feel silly every time. Until one day when it actually is a giant spider and I burn the house down.

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#10 The very apt shadow.

A scratching post that turns into a cat. How perfect.

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#11 The unintentionally ominous statue.

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#12 The secretly disguised bird.

Just think about this bird silently watching you while you engage in your...business.

#13 The object that turns into part of a person.

If this were a Gothic horror novel, this would be a sign that someone with a name starting with "P" was beheaded on this every spot.

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#14 The person who turns into part of another person.

Since his friend blocked out his face, he went ahead and made himself a new one.

#15 The shadow that fills in for the rest.

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#16 The extremely ominous shadow on an otherwise pleasant day.

We hope these people don't put too much stock in omens.

#17 The shadow that unites man and beast.

Ever wondered how you'd look with horse legs? Probably like this.

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#18 The light that might evolve at any moment.

#19 The van that transforms into a dragon.

Cool ride, but you still have to pay for parking.

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#20 The lamp with some secret support.

Each model comes with a mostly invisible body builder to support the shade. Please specify Spandex colors to match your decor.