Just when you think no one can have a worse day than you did, Twitter rolls around and delivers some stories to set the record straight
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When you fail so hard a woman literally gives birth
Never been more scared of a dentist
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*Free bird plays in the background*
5pm is the standard cutoff
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The court demands sacrifices
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I see this as an absolute win tbh
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Also charges more rent for original artwork
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"What're you gonna do? Stab me?" *Gets stabbed*
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An underrated masterpiece if you ask us.
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How I met your mother...and unmatched her.
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Black magic is still magic
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How could a simple message be so dripping with drama?
Respect your identity even if I don't respect you
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