These People Have Completely Mastered The Art Of Being Petty

There are jokes and then there are petty attempts at being funny. The people you are about to see are pros at being petty. With such natural pettiness, you have to wonder if they have ever considered becoming professionals.

#1 You really are the biggest loser.

This person wants to make a point and dammit they don't hold back. It's gotta be pretty bad to be so much of a loser that you can't even win a loser contest. Ouch.

#2 My ice tastes funny.

This petty champ has the perfect way to show their dislike for people. It's pretty mean to keep hotdog water ice cubes on standby for when people you don't like come to visit.

#3 Thank god, I needed a plug.

Whoever did this is just cruel. You see they made a sticker of a power outlet and placed it on this column inside of an airport terminal just to give travelers false hopes only to dash them once they get close enough to see the deception. How evil.

#4 Should have come up with a better excuse.

This cameraman has no chill at all. Of course, these two guys should have just been honest with their wives instead of lying. Something tells me they will have plenty of time to think about that in the doghouse.

#5 College pranks are the best

Do you hate your roommates? This guy does. That's why he took 4 popcorn machines and left them on in their rooms for 48 hours. When they get back from their vacation they are totally going to want to murder him lol.

#6 Autocorrect pranks never get old.

This person changed her friend's keyboard to autocorrect "Yes" into "Yes Daddy." As you can see, it turned this simple conversation with an uber driver into a hilariously embarrassing exchange.

#7 Wow mom, how mean.

This girl's mom is pretty petty. I'm sure that when she sent her this picture she didn't expect her to open up an old wound with such a cold heart. Mom has no chill whatsoever.

#8 Have a drink.

You should pay attention to what you're doing at all times around some people. Just take this guy for example. While he is busy staring at his phone his buddy slides his straw into the piping hot food. Not much of a friend if you ask me.

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