These Statuses About Marriage Hit Way Too Close To Home

By Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 22nd April 2018
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Uh-Oh

Nothing is ever truly lost until a wife/mother cannot find it. It is just a fact of life because nine times out of ten you are not looking in the right place anyway.

Super Bowl

This is all too true. Saving money is a must when you have a family. If you are really good at it, like this lady, you will want to brag to anyone who will listen. She deserves a huge pat on the back to be this good.

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Texting

With the advancement of technology, I would be surprised if everyone has not done this, even with a friend, at some point or another. After all, it is not nice to talk about people. Who said anything about texting, though?

So True

Here is one I can relate with. I love my man to pieces. I often catch myself staring at him and thinking about how lucky I am to have him in my life. Then, he snores like a freight train, and I am ready to smother him with a pillow.

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Shhhhhh

It might sound off-putting, but if your spouse shushes you to avoid an argument like this, it is best to keep quiet instead of being mad that you got shushed like a child.

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Patiently Waiting

It seems like this couple may be raising a couple of psychopaths. Let's just hope that they are little and do not understand what they are saying. If they are older kids, yes, definitely sleep in shifts or with at least one eye open.

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Mr. Me Too

We call this kind of person, Mr. Me Too. No matter what you say, they either have done it or done it better or their situation was someway worse than yours. There is no way of winning with this kind of person. A divorce may be your only option unless you do not mind living like this for the rest of your life.

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Just Shut Up

Nothing is worse than being deep in a television show or movie only to have your spouse come home and just start blurting out about their day. Save that for when you are sitting down for dinner. It makes for a more appropriate time for conversation, or at least wait until commercial or the movie is over.

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What Budget?

Budgets are all fine and dandy. Most households really could use one so there are no extravagant purchases made. However, you might have to prepare for those sporadic, unnecessary purchases as they are bound to happen.

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Truth!

Sorry, fellas, but this is probably the most accurate description of marriage that you will ever see on the web. It is not your fault. You are just not wired the same way women are.