Imagine, for a moment, that your beloved household pet had thumbs and really could send you a text. What do you think they would say if this could be an effective form of communication between pet and pet parent? It is clear that many people are curious as to what their pets would love to say. We found these texts between pets and their owners, and they are hilarious! If only this could really happen...le sigh*
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Running Circles
This text reminds me of talking to my own dog in her voice while she runs around and chases her own tail. It is easy to see how this could be exactly what a dog would text in this situation.
That dreaded cone
This poor dog is really having a rough time with his cone of shame. It really makes us feel bad for him. Could you imagine if you had to wear a cone every time you got a bump, scrape, or surgery?
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Weebles
This conversation reminds me of the old "I weeble when I wobble, but I don't fall down." It is quite clear that this dog falls a lot, but he also falls with style. If only all of our dogs could be so cool.
Drama Queen
It seems like this kitty has a serious flair for the dramatic. Heaven forbid she does not have cool water fresh from the tap. It sounds to me that she is a bit spoiled.
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A dog with a butler?
It appears that this dog is not just any old dog. He is clearly sophisticated, more so than most dogs. It is also clear that he is an important canine with a name like Master Woofington Von Barkshire.
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Humping Around
This dog is seriously into '90s baby-making music. I bet he probably will hump anything around the house as long as the mood is right. He probably shouldn't have told on himself, though.
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Mommy Issues
This dog clearly does not understand how puppies are made. He is really making his owner look like a player who rolls with the motto, one and done.
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Sure, ok...
I wonder how many dogs have aspirations of becoming a police dog. This one, apparently, does not really have what it takes, especially if he is afraid of his own bodily functions.
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Secret dog?
This one will really make you wonder if all dogs truly think like this when they get in front of a mirror. I know we have all seen videos of dogs attacking and barking at their own reflections. I just wonder how long it takes for them to realize that they are looking at themselves, or if they ever figure that fact out at all.
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For shame!
How dare you abandon your precious kitty at some strange gang-banging doctors office. It is bad enough that you left her, but with all of those other fur-prisoners sitting in their cages staring at her through the bars has to be terrifying. Shame on you!
