These Tweets About Food Are Totally Relateable

By Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 26th April 2018
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Party Time

Let's be honest. We have all purchased something at the grocery store that has caused a few raised eyebrows. But, this cashier took it too far by being too nosy about their purchase.

Workout Mode

Working out takes a lot out of you. You are burning up all of your stored carbs. It is only natural to want to eat bacon and grilled cheese afterward. No judgment shall be passed here.

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Damn you, pizza.

There is nothing like the feeling of betrayal when your food burns your mouth. I mean you patiently wait for your food to cook. You get excited as you put it on your plate. Then, BAM, betrayal as it burns your tongue.

Pass the ketchup

This is the most annoying thing. These steakhouses think their meat is too good for ketchup, so they do not put it on the tables. We got news for you. Your steak is not good enough for our beloved ketchup. Good day, sir. I said, Good day!

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Nothing can stop me

When you want ice cream, you want ice cream. It does not matter the time of day or time of year. We could be in the middle of a blizzard and still indulge in a big bowl of cold creamy goodness.

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The Shower Scene

Could you imagine quietly enjoying a nice hot shower to only be suddenly scared by someone because they can't find the Cheetos? I love Cheetos too, but dammit, you will respect my only private time.

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Jesus had skills

We all wish we had the skills that Jesus had. Could you imagine how much happier people would be if they could turn water into wine? Unfortunately, we just have to settle for turning dessert into breakfast instead.

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Future Plans

Who wants to think too far ahead when there are too many delicious foods in the world to eat. Let me just take my days one meal at a time.

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Truth

That is about how it goes. After you have finally given up all the good carbs, and your body no longer craves them, you simply lose the will to eat. You only eat out of necessity and not because there is some great food available.

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Right Meow

If only a response like that could get us our food faster. The only thing worse about eating out is having to wait 45 minutes to an hour for your food to come. At least if you cook at home, you get to sample as you go.