Things about you that only your best friend would know
#1: It’s my status and you have to like it
You BFFs know that you will force them to like or comment on your Facebook status as soon as they are posted.
#2: Your mother doesn’t know but your best friend does
The only people who exactly know when you are pooping.
#3: And its ewo but
Exactly how bad, average or good it was.
#4: When it’s about your crush
Only your best friend knows exactly how much time you waste composing each text message you send to your crush.
#5: Secrets! Secrets!
They know all your secrets. Racial, ethnic and even the weirdest ones too.
#6: Likes and dislikes
Your best friend knows every single flavor you like in candies and even in junk food.
#7: I am on a budget
Your BFFs know how terrible you are at budgeting and you spend the last week of every month penniless.
#8: Where you spend money
And your best friends know that half of your money is spent on alcohol.
#9: And when you cook
They know when you try to bake or cook something; it's a big disaster and a half almost always.
#10: Drink alone!
Your best friend knows you drink alone more than you would confess to anybody else.
#11: Even a regrettable hookup too
They know all the unlucky details of every deplorable hookup, even those that you yourself have tried not to recall.
#12: What you look on Facebook
They know exactly what you look on Facebook and they know your search history better than anyone does.
#13: Even if it’s about your family
They precisely know how you feel and think about each of your family members.
#14: Romantic history
And know every gut-wrenching things of your romantic past, from your very first crush till the last.
#15: What you look like without pants
They even know how you look like without your pants on
