Things Men Find Nasty About Female Habits But Won't Admit
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Life Style
On 19th July 2017
Men are simple creatures. They crave guy time, sports, and video games. However, they also crave women. Men have been fed the societal belief that all women are goddesses and that women’s bodies are beautiful. While all of this is super normal, most men often forget that women are human too. Men have a tendency to idolize women and make them superhuman. In reality, women can be gross (possibly grosser than some men) and most of the grossness has to do with the female body. Consider the fact that the female body is able to give birth and create a tiny human being inside them. That’s huge! Just imagine all the other things that women’s bodies go through just because they are women.
Some of these things are universal to all women and some of them are specific to super-gross girls, but you dudes will never know which is which. Good luck sleeping tonight after you read this, gentlemen!
#1 Using Fingernails As Dental Hygiene
For some odd reason, when women are comfortable, all proper hygiene habits seem to go out the window. In fact, it is only when women feel a certain comfort level with a guy do they show their true colors. One such way women do this is by using their fingernails to pick their teeth instead of floss. However, having poor oral hygiene can not only ruin your relationship but can have a severe negative effect towards your oral health.
#2 Smelling Themselves To See If They’re Clean
Men is often completely dumbfounded when they stumble upon their girlfriend smelling their armpits to see if it’s shower time or if they have a couple more days left without the need of a shower. In the end, it is important to remember to keep it clean when you have a relationship, but when you are single, those shower sessions can be a little more seldom!
#3 Always Having Hairs On The Shower Wall
Whenever we wash our hair, we often find a chunk of hair that dries and makes its way onto the wall of our shower. However, guys simply don’t understand why we have hair falling out of our heads whenever it gets wet. They don’t have this problem because guys hair is usually much shorter than ours.
#4 Digging Out Those Pesky Ingrown Hairs
Women are constantly on the lookout for ingrown hairs. It’s something that we are all guilty of.However, picking them with our fingers can be even more detrimental to our body than finding healthy solutions like using tweezers. What’s even worse is that men find this feminine habit extremely unattractive.
#5 Living on the edge
"I don't think anyone has mentioned the mad dash out of the shower to dry off before the flow starts again when on your period, or (for my fellow pad-wearing ladies) wiping the blood off the toilet seat when the flow is really heavy."
#6 Don't take care of our lingerie.
"I can't remember the last time I washed my bra," was the comment that was up-voted the most. There is truth in that comment, and that truth is that women are disgusting because of boobs sweat.
#7 No nice way to put this one: period poops.
"Hav[ing a] super large and freeing, but nasty as hell period poop. they're honestly the best, but also super gross." As another person puts it, "If I had a nickel for every time I looked back into the toilet while on my period and thought My God did I just birth an alien baby? I'd have at least several nickels." Yet another woman referred to its aftermath as, "the good ole PB&J wipe!" BRB, crying forever.
#8 Own a pile of bras.
Constantly wear the one that makes our boobs look best.
#9 Good to go.
Woke up wearing yesterday"s makeup. Apply a new layer on top.
#10 Didn't shave armpits.
Long sleeved shirt it is.
#11 Dress slutty!
Halloween, just another excuse to dress slutty.
#12 This hair-related secret shame can't seriously just be us, ladies, right?
"I can only speak for my sister and me, but on the day before I wash my hair, I scratch my head like crazy and dandruff goes everywhere. And then I pick it out of my fingernails. Gross, I know. But I see lots of girls with dandruffy hair (and have braided enough people's hair to see it too) so I'm guessing they do it too."
#13 Farting issue that most dudes do not have.
"When girls fart sometimes it gets trapped in the vulva and comes out the front."
#14 Picking Their Noses
Women can oftentimes be grosser than men when it comes to their hygiene habits. This is especially true when it comes to them picking their noses. Just like men, women get boogers.
#15 Snorting When Laughing
Snorting while laughing is a great way for women to gauge the seriousness of a relationship. If a guy finds snorting while laughing unattractive, then he probably isn’t the guy for you
#16 Sobbing Uncontrollably
Sobbing uncontrollably scares men away quicker than if you farted in front of them. As a result, men find that when their girl cries they need them. And men associate constant neediness as an unattractive trait in women. That is really the only reason why men find repetitive sobbing a negative feature in women.
#17 Drooling When Sleeping
Drooling is something that is extremely uncontrollable when we sleep. Therefore, it is almost impossible to control this gross behavior.As a result, men need to learn to understand that women are human and suffer from the same things as men, including drooling in their sleep. If your guy can’t handle your drooling, he probably isn’t someone you really want to be with for the long-haul.
#18 Deny this whole list. Silently agree to each point.
