Things People Actually Do When They’re Alone
Alone time is so necessary in a day and age where we can easily access friends, colleagues and family with the click of a button. The constant glare of electronic screens to the ease in which we can call someone thousands of miles away has created a dependence on anything but ourselves. This is why alone time such as in practicing a sport, working out, reading, meditating or doing yoga (just to name a couple of alone activities) can do wonders for stress relief and overall relaxation.
But sometimes we do some unusual and quirky things while we are alone. From dancing around the house naked to imitating weird characters, these are just a few things that we can ONLY do alone.
#1
The truth is that we ALL do embarrassing things when we’re by ourselves because we naturally embarrassing, disgusting humans. Thank god we have society and all to keep us in line. Here are just a few things most of us (ADMIT IT) do at home when we know nobody will see us and dump us forever:
#2
"As president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, I find fun in layering push-up bras."
"I contour what cleavage I have, stuff socks in my bra, the whole shebang. I could never actually wear this out in the world (I'd be too embarrassed and I have conservative parents) but it's nice to dream."
#3
This one is slightly revolting. This anonymous user (you’ll see why they wanted to remain unspecified) went to a nearby pharmacy to purchase adult diapers so they could experience pooping themselves before ‘I was old.’
#4
"When I'm home alone I sometimes put a pillow up my shirt and pretend I'm pregnant."
"I don't do anything strange I just go about whatever else I was doing whether it be doing dishes, school work, or just sitting around."
#5
"I sometimes walk around wearing my shirt as a skirt and my pants on my arms."
"Along with this, I also wear socks as mittens and mittens as socks. Just because it's weird and sometimes I feel like doing weird things."
#6
A 24 year old female who remained unnamed stated that when she is alone, she likes to take her adult toys out and pretend they have a conversation with each other before using them
#7
A 16-year-old user stated that she likes to wear revealing clothing that she would never wear outside when she is home alone. Then she goes about the house pretending she is a prostitute.
#8
Run your fingers through your unwashed hair all day long, impressed with yourself with just how much oil your skull has produced. Good job, skull.
#9
Take at least 80 selfies without your makeup on to see if you can pull off the I’m Not Wearing Makeup But I Still Look Fresh As Hell no-makeup selfie.
#10 Masturbate Incessantly
When you live alone, there are no roommates to judge the jackhammer of your Magic Wand, nor your three-hour stamina. You might even do it in the shower, just because you can.
#11 "I put on full-on concerts in my room when my roommate is gone. Like, FULL-ON."
"I will dress up and dance and sing and address the crowd with anecdotes on 'what this next song means to me.' Really embarrassing when my roommate comes home early and hears me shout, 'HOW Y'ALL FEELIN' TONIGHT, CHICAGO?'"
#12
Fart and be genuinely astounded with how potent and stinky the smells coming out of your body can be sometimes.
#13
"I read out loud when I'm alone. It's kind of an attempt at voice acting and at proofreading my writing."
"Sometimes I even record myself doing it like I'm doing an audiobook and listen to it back. I hate the sound of my own voice, I think I sound like a child, and this is my way of getting over that."
#14
Grooming is an important and essential part of any relationship (with yourself and others.) A woman admitted that she likes to sit naked on her bed, and using an iPhone flashlight to extract ingrown hairs with a pair of tweezers.
#15
This 28 year old female admits that she has ‘an imaginary boyfriend.’ She admits that at night she will resort back into her imaginary world where she will spend some time with her ‘imaginary boyfriend.’
#16
A girlfriend who has been with her boyfriend for 8 years stated that she has never pooped at home when her boyfriend is home. She claims this is due to her body ‘just knowing.’
