Things That Totally Happened.

#1

and the guy was Timothy Chalamet.

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#2

This only ever happens in math problems and not real life.

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#3

What a revolutionary. *rolls eyes*

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#4

On the contrary, you totally can make this up. 

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#5

Cringe.

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#6

Did he though?

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#7

Odd story to make up about yourself.

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#8

Psychic draws average man.

Girl: OMG SOULMATE.

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#9

Is it possible to die from cringe?

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#10

Guesses password. 

Hackerman. 

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#11

Camo pants should be banned but only because they're ugly. 

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#12

Because guys talk to each other about poop all the time, across cubicles.

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#13

Yeah, Steve, a girl gave you the pill. 

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#14

That's now how it works.

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#15

Weird thing to brag about. 

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#16

Only post we're on the fence about. 

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#17

and everyone clapped.

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#18

Someone put her in a timeout. 

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#19

Can confirm. OP is 8. 

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#20

Now she'll have company when they're both kicked out. 

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#22

Toxic relationships are romantic right?

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#23

it's the 'yes I'm a Potterhead for us. 

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#24

and here's your orange jumpsuit. 

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#25

Decided to? Good thing OP was there to make this story up.

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#26

Honestly, everyone should get naps.

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#28

Someone tell the Olympics. 

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#29

If you're going to brag, at least make yourself sound like a good person. 

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#30

Girls: speak to boy

Boy: Omg they're hitting on me. 

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#31

Is your name Usgov?

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#32

We love it when instant karma happens. 

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#33

If a Kangaroo punched you, you wouldn't be alive. 

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#34

or make things up. 

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