Things You Probably Didn't Know About P*rn

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 13th November 2014
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#1

At any second of the day, worldwide, almost as much as 30,000,000 unique visitors are viewing p*rn. So when you are sitting around the house during the day and think you are the only person creepy enough to be p*rn surfing, think again. In fact, for a 30 second p*rn clip, almost a million people have joined in on the action.

#2

The majority of p*rn websites, free and paid, feature videos and clips they purchased from other developers. A small percentage of p*rn sites actually include original content.

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#3

In 2001, there were around 70,000 adult websites. Today, just 12 years later, they are more than 4.2 million p*rnographic websites in the US alone. It does not take a math major to figure out that increase is tremendous. Either people are lying about p*rn or people are lying about p*rn.

#4

For every man that thinks he can start a career in p*rn, nice try. Unless you have connections or a smoking hot woman willing to join you, guys chances of becoming a p*rn star are slim to none. There is one other way but you need to ask Ron Jeremy about that.

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#5

Even if it is illegal to broadcast p*rnography in some countries, if you stay at a hotel, they are exempt to satisfy all international visitors. Besides, close to 70 of room service revenue comes from ordering p*rn. So dont be bashful, everyone is doing it.

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#6

The largest p*rn network in the world sets up shop in Canada. Really? Those crazy Canucks had to be good at something else besides hockey and it looks like we just found it.

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#7

Which state in the United States has the largest consumption of p*rn per capita? Utah. Thats right folks, that was not a typo. Utah has the largest consumption of p*rn per capita in the US. Bet you didnt see that one coming.

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#8

It is tough to research how p*rn affects a mans love life because almost every single man watches p*rn. Someone from the University of Montreal tried conducting a study but when he tried to put together a control group of men in there 20's that haven't consumed p*rn, he couldn't find a single one.

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#9

People in South Korea have to use their version of a Social Security number to access any p*rn material online. BigBrotherProblems

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#10

Thanksgiving is the least popular day of the year to view p*rn. The most popular day for p*rn viewing? Sundays.

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#11

Jackie Chan didnt get his start in p*rn but it did help. Back in 1975, he was struggling to break into the movie business so he did a couple adult films that featured little fighting and lots of crotch shots.

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#12

Rule 34. If you ever wondered about what it stood for, wonder no more. It basically states that if anything exists, there is p*rn for it. For example, if you love to see women dressed as Mario having sex with guys dressed as Elmo, according to Rule 34, there is a p*rn out there for it.

#13

P*rn does and doesn't lead to sex crimes. That is a fact. Wait There are about 4,000 studies proving one side or the other and not one of them is conclusive. So, until otherwise noted, p*rn doesn't lead to sex crimes. Or maybe it does. We might not ever know.

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#14

Just about half of the Internet is made up of p*rn or p*rn related content. Think about that commies before you go all Red Dawn on boycotting p*rnography on the Internet.

#15

P*rn controls digital media. A great example was VHS. Before everyone was on board with VHS, Betamax was fighting tooth and nail for control. P*rn chose to use VHS tapes as its main source of distribution and the rest is history. Same can be said for Blu-Ray and HD-DVD. P*rn chose the former and now you can buy HD-DVDs for a dollar.

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#16

Women watch p*rn. If a woman tells you she doesn't, she is lying. More people are watching p*rn than Hulu, Twitter, and Facebook combined. It isn't just the bros out there doing the p*rn watching, women are too.

#17

There is a Reno 911! p*rn parody entitled Reno 911 XXX and its awesome. Incidentally, one can be nominated for an AVN award based purely on their acting skills in a p*rn movie.

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#18

Joanna Angel, the founder of the alternative p*rn website Burning Angel, directs every single video that goes up on her website.