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Things You Should Never Ever Say To Your Woman

By Johny in Life Style On 31st May 2016

If you love your life and don't want to die then there are certain things that you should never say to a woman under any circumstance ever. Believe us, we know.

#1 When she is with a friend and you say "I think She Is Pretty". Well later or sooner, it is going to haunt you. This is a trap.

#2 "Can we have a Threesome?" This is pretty much the easiest way to imagine winding up on the couch that I can possibly think of. Don’t do it.

#3 When she is expecting a baby and you say "Are You Sure It Is Mine?" After saying this you might need to visit the hospital.

#4 "Did You Get Off?" This question is a no-win proposition no matter how you look at it. If she didn't and you ask then you just look selfish.

#5 If she is acting so bizarre that it is unreal, never say "You are Crazy". And if you said it then you can't even imagine the level of her craziness

#6 "Can I Kiss You?" Read her body language, then move in. Don’t ask like a 12-year-old and you’ll be fine.

#7 When she is sick and you say "You Don’t Look So Good". What she understands is "You are fat and ugly".

#8 "What Are You Thinking About?" Never ask this question but if you want to know then it could be your last question.

#9 "Is It That Time Of The Month" Never ever say this to her when she is dealing with her monthly bill because that time she is like a crazy warthog.

#10 "How Many Guys Have You Been With?" Believe me, this will freak you out. If you ask then she is going to ask you as well. Leave this one alone.

#11 "I Can't Stand Your Friends". Just don’t tell her you don't like her friends. After All faking it is what makes relationships work all the time.

#12 "Are You Really Going To Eat All Of That?" Keep your mouth shut when she is eating because To her it's like you are screaming the word "fatty".

#13 When she is ready and you say "I am not in the mood". It means that you don't think she is attractive anymore and you are having an affair.

#14 To a woman the words "calm down" means "Why don't you freak out a little more?" Telling a woman to calm down is truly throwing gas on the fire.

#15 "Ex"! Just trust me on this one. Don’t talk about your ex. Talking about your ex is like having a time bomb sitting in the corner of the room.

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Things You Should Never Ever Say To Your Woman

#1 When she is with a friend and you say "I think She Is Pretty". Well later or sooner, it is going to haunt you. This is a trap.

#2 "Can we have a Threesome?" This is pretty much the easiest way to imagine winding up on the couch that I can possibly think of. Don’t do it.

#3 When she is expecting a baby and you say "Are You Sure It Is Mine?" After saying this you might need to visit the hospital.

#4 "Did You Get Off?" This question is a no-win proposition no matter how you look at it. If she didn't and you ask then you just look selfish.

#5 If she is acting so bizarre that it is unreal, never say "You are Crazy". And if you said it then you can't even imagine the level of her craziness

#6 "Can I Kiss You?" Read her body language, then move in. Don’t ask like a 12-year-old and you’ll be fine.

#7 When she is sick and you say "You Don’t Look So Good". What she understands is "You are fat and ugly".

#8 "What Are You Thinking About?" Never ask this question but if you want to know then it could be your last question.

#9 "Is It That Time Of The Month" Never ever say this to her when she is dealing with her monthly bill because that time she is like a crazy warthog.

#10 "How Many Guys Have You Been With?" Believe me, this will freak you out. If you ask then she is going to ask you as well. Leave this one alone.

#11 "I Can't Stand Your Friends". Just don’t tell her you don't like her friends. After All faking it is what makes relationships work all the time.

#12 "Are You Really Going To Eat All Of That?" Keep your mouth shut when she is eating because To her it's like you are screaming the word "fatty".

#13 When she is ready and you say "I am not in the mood". It means that you don't think she is attractive anymore and you are having an affair.

#14 To a woman the words "calm down" means "Why don't you freak out a little more?" Telling a woman to calm down is truly throwing gas on the fire.

#15 "Ex"! Just trust me on this one. Don’t talk about your ex. Talking about your ex is like having a time bomb sitting in the corner of the room.